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Nov 9 2009

Wow... East Asians are conspiring to end white America

So I was doing a little bit of research on Rep. Joseph Cao (R).  He was the lone Republican to vote for health care reform in the U.S. House of Representatives. The second article I found in Google after querying “joseph cao conservative” had this:

I will be totally honest with you. I am seriously starting to distrust those of eastern decent. I mean, first we had John Yoo, who gave President George W. Bush some very horrible advice during the war on terror, then we had Obama’s Energy Secretary telling us, that we should pay China back. I mean, I hate to say it, we have Michelle Malkin; who honestly, at times, be-clowns the Conservative movement with her writings. How do we not know that it is some sort of a plot to take over America? I am not saying that I totally believe that, but there are times, when I do really wonder about it. I mean, some of us have not forgotten about what happened on December 7, 1941 and what Truman did to end the war. How do we know that this is not some sort of revenge thing by the eastern bloc to get back at us for what happened? Is it a moral crime to wonder about these things? If so, Why?

I’m going to be a tiny bit presumptuous and speak for most East Asians.  If anybody was worried that we’ve been trying to get revenge for Hiroshima by getting American health care reform passed…

Yes, we are.  We have meetings every third Tuesday of every month.  Our plan is to become U.S. citizens, study hard, work in our parents’ Asian restaurants/laundry mats/beauty salons, get into positions of power, win a Nobel Prize, and then win special elections where the Democrat challengers have refrigerators full of money.  Then cast the non-deciding vote.  You caught us.  The Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese and Koreans gave up three millennia of fighting with each to enact a century old plan to get universal health care passed.  We thought the massive number of SAT prep books would have been the original clue.

UPDATE: I think the original writer deleted his blog post.

UPDATED AGAIN: Found the Google cached version.

  1. excalipoor reblogged this from rhapsodyartist and added:
    Ehh… He pulled it, but he thinks the outcry was nonsense and humorous.
  2. schbank reblogged this from rhapsodyartist and added:
    knew those Asians were up to something :P
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