shoes and head
boy: How should a man speak to peak a girl's interest?
girl: like a regular person
girl: not like prey
boy: Haha. Word.
girl: and notice our shoes
girl: it's a gateway to our hearts and you can spin it so it doesn't make you seem like her new gay friend
boy: Haha, how so?
girl: by saying they are sexy.
girl: or hot.
girl: hot is always good.
boy: What if they're not?
girl: then they probably suck in bed anyway
girl: girls who wear flats probably don't give head
i love me some npr →
make a meal for less than $10 for a family of four
a fan sent this one in, but a show about ultra cute kittens use a music loop that starts the 404. what can i say? it’s a free music loop, and these kittens are too cute.
swine flu? →
should i be worried about the swine flu?
helen fischer offers some romantic advice
this is why i like economics
check out “The Green Show” with Mark Licea.
this guy doesn’t deserve to have kids any more. that’s just effing stupid.
i'm a dork
me: There's phone-sex, cyber-sex, sexting... now Twitter direct message-sex.
her: the dorkiest kind of all
superhero name generator →
i’m The Sensational Enigma
beer goggles don't really exist →
can’t really use that excuse any more… not that i ever have. :-p
meh… pilot for sit down, shut up not that funny. neither was the pilot for the arrested development.
you’ll get cavities before you get the beeties– anonymous
dumping my brain juice into a digetstable spreadsheet– florajasmine
the indigo girls are back? →
doing folk music? actually sounds pretty good.
so we’re [@the404] getting cussed out by the fans of this guy
it was a good week
awesome crew i work with alison rosen replaces justin yu (not really) me with the fans at the meetup fan sends @the404 candy
apparently i'm [florajasmine] very convincing →
she is very, very convincing in more ways than one. florajasmine: i think this brings my total number of tumblr converts to like 5 or 6.
florajasmine made me do it
so yeah florajasmine is making me start my own tumblr. dunno what to write. my life isn’t that interesting.